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Ormie's Job Interview by anarchyutd on 03-15-2009
So why do you want to work for our law firm, Mr. Ormberg?
Well, I totally pwn Skootch all the time on the internet, so I figure I could succeed as a prosecutor.
Um, that's great sir, but the province of Alberta requires individuals hold a Juris Doctorate in law to practice within the province. I don't see that listed...where did you earn your degree?
BUT YOU HAVE TO HIRE ME! I BROUGHT IN MY RESUME! YOU CAN'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT!
Sir, this resume is written in green crayon on a Wendy's napkin. Is that a ketchup stain?
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU! DON'T YOU KNOW THE LAWS?
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