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| Hey! Bob! I woke up today next to an ugly prositute who was puking on herself. Needless to say I punched the sh#t out of her! | |
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| Jack. Please. My family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner. | |
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| Speaking of ugly, can I borrow your soldering gun, twine, and your .22 rifle? | |
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| Why? | |
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| I'm going to masturbate, hot molten lead style. | |
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