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I've Got 8 Bullets for Ya by Smushed on 03-06-2009
This is Karen Starr with FOX News, reporting live outside the courthouse after the first day of the hearing to decide if Nadya Suleman, the mother of the recently born octuplets who also has six children already, will be able to retain custody of her children. She has no job and lives with her parents, those poor souls, and was already living on welfare and now will get even more of the taxpayers' money because some quack doctors who should have their licenses revoked gave a mother of six fertility drugs for chrissakes. So, Miss Suleman, that frantic 911 call you placed back in October when you thought your five-year-old son was missing...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you b*tch, what about it?
You placed that call in front of your other five children at the time and repeatedly kept saying to the 911 operator, "I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna kill myself!"
Well, I didn't really mean it, ya know, I was just hugely pregnant and all hormonal and everything. Everybody just needs to freakin' chill already! I mean, I plan to exploit all 14 kids, 'specially the octuplets 'cause we can travel and put on shows and sell tickets and make lots of lots of money. Everyone will come to see us. I'll be rich!
No, I just want to know WHY you won't kill yourself. Come on, do the world, hell, do those poor doomed KIDS a favor and just kill yourself. Please?
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