| Devon is Approached by the Po Po at Fear's Place for Some Unknown Reason |
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 | Yes Sir, I'm going to have to ticket you. This whole "Scorned Love half naked with a nipple ring and blade dripping fake blood down your chest while being photographed" is just too hot to handle. You're a threat to the decency of all citizens in this good country and need to be taught a lesson. | |
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| If you think that is hot, you should see me sitting on the side of a tub near a stool chatting online with impressionable young American Girlz all night. | |
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| Devon is Approached by His Roomie for Some Unknown Reason |
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| Bro, where have you been? I've missed you at our apartment lately. You're never home anymore. I'm scared you might not be "legit." Oh wait, that is the other Asian who uses that terminology. Anyway, you missed this hot chick I had over the other night. I tapped that. | |
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| If you think that was hot, you should see me wearing Fear's PJs and cuddsin' in bed with him. It's like we're married without the possibility of children. Golly, does he know how to rock me like a southbound train. At least that is what I tell impressionable young American Girlz when google chatting them. | |
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| Devon is Approached by Some Type of Relgious Official for a Sermon for Some Unknown Reason |
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| ...and then the missionaries traveled to convert the infidels. They arrived in Pyongyang, and it was hot. | |
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| If you think that is hot, you should see MY missionary work. I am always (and I QUOTE) "up for a good missionary romp." At least that is what I tell impressionable young American girlz online before scaring them away from the computer. | |
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