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Victoria Gets Smart by Smushed on 03-02-2009
Okay, Vomitoria, Steve's coming over tonight, and I *don't* want a repeat of what you did last time. So, do I lock you in your closet, or will you just play quietly in your room till morning?
Ha ha! You mean you didn't like the water moccasins in your bed, Nanny Puke-Face?
You know, everything I've done to you so far has been extremely mild. I haven't shown you my nasty side yet. Don't make me, Vomitoria.
And *I've* figured out that the only thing YOU understand is revenge. So, bring it on, Nanny Puke-Face. I'm holding a certain suitcase filled with your Frederick's of Hollywood slut lingerie hostage.
It's Victoria's Secret, you little douche bag! What have you done with all my lingerie?!! I will make your life a living hell, I swear!
You don't scare me anymore, Nanny Puke-Face. I found the key to Daddy's gun vault, and I'm armed!
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