Steve, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Benson tested positive for drugs, so I'm afraid we're gonna have to let him go. Sorry...I know you're understaffed as it is.
Oh, wow. What was it? Weed? Blow? Horse? Junk? Juice? Ice? Crack? Flake? Barbs?
Um....no. Estrogen.
Jesus H. Christ !!!
I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!
