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The "Talking To" by Smushed on 02-25-2009
Listen, Steve, your work has been below par for quite some time now. You don't seem to care, everything you turn in is way late and we wind up paying penalties. I mean, you're really sucking lately, to be frank.
So...*sigh*...I'm gonna give you a choice here, Steve. You can walk out now with two weeks' severance, or I can give you a month to prove to me that you're serious about your job. I want all work turned in promptly with no errors and it has to be neat and tidy -- not this sloppy crap you fling around the office like some red-assed baboon at the zoo.
So, what do you think?
I think your wife is the lousiest lay known to the western world, but your daughter is a total freak in the sack. I mean she'll do ANYTHING.
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