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 | so tom, What kind of old person do you want to be? |  |
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 | one that offers children large amounts of candy in exchange for a nice drive in my pickup truck. I always dreamed, as a child, to go for a ride in a van with a nice stranger, some old people are so generous, but unfortunatly I never got the chance to come upon one in my day as an 11 year old boy. |  |
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 | ...You're being sarcastic, yes? |  |
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 | why would I be? I wonder what type of candy they give out... |  |
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 | ...the white kind. |  |
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 | coconut jelly beans? |  |
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