| The American Conservative Party outlines how to remain hidden from the world |
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 | The ACP is precious, so precious it must be shrouded in a cloak, wrapped in an enigma. In Churchill's age, the mantra was 'loose lips sink ships.' I admire this wisdom, don't you? | |
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| Yes, that's why we're not guests on tour on other internet radio shows, but keep secure alone, as Churchill would have it. Brilliant, Tracy! | |
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| Meanwhile, in the Oval Office, Obama remains frustrated at not finding "True Conservatives" |
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| Awe, McCain won't need this uniform anymore... Michelle, any luck finding those wingnuts in the ACP? | |
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| Negative, Rahm says they're out of reach. They've been avoiding media tours, just as Winston Churchill would have recommended. | |
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| 1940: Prime Minister Winston Churchill urges conservatives to hide from the world |
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| This is gold, Sir! A call to hide will, if conservatism lasts a thousand years, will be recognized as our finest hour! | |
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| We shall hide on the Beaches, we shall hide in the fields and in the streets, we shall hide in the hills... | |
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