| And so, our friend CUG dresses up as a sexy European chef to pick up the ladies... |
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 | Heyyyyyy baby. How abouta we go backa to my place and get nekkid! | |
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| Rack off! You've got CRABS! | |
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| Heyyyyyy baby, what'sa your sign? Mine's the Sign of the Crab! Now whatsa say I checka your breastsa for breasta-CANCER? | |
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| This is a taser. | |
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| It'sa not fair! Beautiful babes alwaysa judginga me on my appearance! | |
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| World's smallest violin, buddy. | |
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