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 | Press Secretary Jilesworth! A minute of your time please? |  |
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 | Sure! Why not? |  |
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 | Now, many women are upset with the various sexist comments you make during press conferences. Do you have anything to say for yourself? |  |
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 | Yes. I would like to formally apologize. I vow to change my sexist ways. What we need in this country is unity, and I am just a brick in our wall of seperation. |  |
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 | Wow. That was a very respectable and kind thing of you to say. I'm sure that all the women of our nation can forgive you. I know I can. |  |
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 | Thank you very much. Now how about we go to my place and you make me a sandwich you sexy ass beyatch! |  |
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