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| Please? Pretty please? I am waiting for a reply for a job interview | |
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| Oh, friend Computer! Will you allow a small Red clearance citizen to check his email? I will sacrifice a week's ration of Hot Fun and Bouncy Bubble Beverage. | |
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| THAT IS MORE LIKE IT, CITIZEN. YOU MAY USE YOUR SERIES 1300 PDC TO CHECK MESSAGES. OF COURSE, IT WILL ALSO COST YOU A CLONE. NOW STEP INTO THE CONFESSION BOOTH. | |
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