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| meanwhile.. at the office of Sir Lawrence Hubbard OBE. |
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| OH YEAH! Batman really kicked that guy's ASS! | |
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| Sure, just let me read this last page out loud: Batman's cape rustled in the wind. The Caped Crusader watched as the nefarious villains packed the crates into vans. Crates, presumably loded with evil technology or even canisters of DEADLY NERVE GAS. Batman fondled his batarang, thinking of an elegant way to take out all the flunkies AND the vans in one throw. His thoughts were interrupted by a discontinuation in the background image. His mind raced, what to do now? If only he had not sent that email earlier that morning to his hot girlfriend Kim Basinger, an email which stated that Bruce Wayne was Batman, and that he was breaking up with her so he could be with Batman. Kim must have gone crazy. He could have bet serious money that she'd killed Alfred and raped Robin. | |
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