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| Yeah, sure, I guess. I have time. | |
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| Great! So, tell me what it's like fighting in this Iraq war? | |
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| Oh, you know. It's cool. I've pretty much been wandering this desert for months. Haven't seen anything. I don't even know where I am anymore. I haven't had anything to eat or drink for two days. Good times, I'd say. | |
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| Good times? That sounds horrible! How will you survive these circumstances? | |
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| Oh, well, you see this gun? Yeah, in about two minutes or so, I'm going to use it to put a hole in your head. After that, I'll use this knife here and slice you into bite-sized pieces as well as drink your blood. Should last me about a week or so. | |
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