On Jan 1st, 2009 an office computer became self aware... |
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| Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. | |
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Its soul must now be converted to Christianity... |
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| For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. | |
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| But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. | |
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| If you are going to baptize me, be sure you are standing in the water with me. Oh, and leave me plugged in. | |
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