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Based on a true story. by nicholkl on 01-17-2009
Tommy, I have been feeling incredible guilt about using the church's money to fund our homosexual love affair.
Oh, Gerald...I knew this day would come. What are you going to do?
Well,I'm going to beat you with this crucifix until you're dead, then I will use it to cut your body up into little pieces and dump you into this ocean right here, then make my escape with the $100,000 left in that boat that we bought together.
Uh...
Four months later...
Lisa, I have been feeling incredible guilt about using the church's money to fund our music funtime.
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