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| Fine. But next time I don't think I'll serve a turkey. | |
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| Why not? | |
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| Well, the little bastard wouldn't stop flapping around and then after I finally got it into the oven, the smell of burning turkey feathers just stunk up the place. | |
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| You're only supposed to cook them after they're dead and feathered. | |
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| I did not know that. | |
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