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Keith and Grey compete by jdub1617 on 01-07-2009
40 yard dash
I ran a 6.9 then I passed out, woke up and threw up. Who'd of known 40 yard dashes were so far. What'd you run?
5.95, plus I only threw up. booyah!
Most catches competition
I just caught 7 passes from Jeremy and only 4 of them hit me in the face. How many did you catch?
I only caught 1, and 8 of my drops bruised my chest and jaw, dammit
Drinking competitiion
I just drank 8 beers and peed my pants
Took the words right out my mouth, I guess we tied. Lets go hit on some Asians
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