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Cowboy and Pope by wolfspirit on 12-10-2008
Dang its hot out! I wish I had some water.
Yes my son. It is very hot. But not as hot as hell. You should learn to respect others and maybe you will be saved from eternal hotness. It is in your hands now. I can do nothing to save you from yourself.
Why would I need to save myself? I have only killed 7 men, and they were asking for it. It's not my fault that I don't speak Spanish... in Mexico.
You need to learn to appreciate the divinity in all things, not just horses and beer. Everything is sacred and should be looked upon with respect and admiration. Maybe then you will be able to escape the heat.
Thank you Father, for your kind words. But since you threatened me, I am going to have to kill you. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow I will be able to admire your sacred divinity.
As you wish. But procrastination will not help you to better understand the transcendentalismic beliefs any sooner. Upon your head be it.
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