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Texas Mandate of Gardasil by asoroko on 12-04-2008
In the office of Texas Governor Rick Perry...
So Rick, remind me why you passed that Gardasil law again?
Its simple really. Merck is paying me a lot of money and keeping me in the office. Im living the good life.
I can go to the beach when I please, I can do whatever I please. The childrens safety is just a small price to pay for my happiness.
Gee, that sounds kind of selfish there don't you think so Rick?
The mandate of the vaccination was the best decision I've ever made. And whats better yet is that other states are following in my footsteps. They are basically covering my tracks.
With all the adverse side effects they are encountering, like paralysis and death, I am just glad as heck that I'm not the 11 year old girl being force fed this vaccine.
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