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Getting to Heaven by shintao on 12-02-2008
God has come to claim his people.
I know I am going to heaven because I am straight. However, you my little gay bastard child are condemned to rot in the big anal hell.
I was just going through my diary Father. I see you have had sex with 103 little boys, two mules, and every nun that has ever served here. Any chance you performed all those abortions down in the basement?
I'd say you are the one who is going to burn in Hell fire and damnation Father!
Don't be ridiculous, I have the cross. Who do you think God will believe? Me or you?
That may depend on if I have my dick or the cross shoved up your arse!!!
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