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Tug Takeoff, SPACE COP! by Bowland on 11-06-2008
I'm Tug Takeoff, SPACE COP! And you're under arrest for causing the sun to go nova!
Yo! I be Gerald Jenkins! Star of my own set of comics, can you dig it?
You can't play the celebrity card here, criminal! I'm running you in!
Check it, fuzz. I know some fine-ass ladies from Centauri Alpha 9 that like to party with men in uniform and they gots 3 coochies each. You in?
Bribes will get you nowhere, miscreant! Now turn around so I can cuff you!
Whoa! You're jumpin' the gun there, son! The girls won't like it if we get started before they do! Boo-ya!
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