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 | Guess why dogs and cats are better than kids. | |
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| Why are they better? | |
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| Pets eat less. They don't ask for money all the time. Are easier to train. Normally come when called. They never ask to drive the car. | |
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| They don't hang out with drug using friends. Don't smoke or drink. You don't have to buy the latest fashions. They don't wear your clothes. They don't need a gazillion dollars for college and... | |
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| And.... if they get pregnant, you can sell their children! | |
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