| Deep in the wild Redneck countryside of Ashburn, a strange scene begins to unfold... |
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 | Hi Mike, I was hoping we could have some time to go over something today. Are you free? | |
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| Well, I am kind of busy. I do Project Manage Navy, Marines, Air Force, Mitre, NMCI, Yada, yada...And I'm late for 4 conference calls that are going on at the same time. | |
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| Like I care. Anyway, I was reviewing your records and I found a serious problem. Apparently you've been spreading "Fun" around the office via your corny jokes, Toy laiden Cubicle, and Pot Lucks to boost morale & promote Teamwork. This is something we do not tolerate here at Verizon Business. | |
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| Why not? If the employees are happy, that means they'll want to come to work & put more effort into their jobs. That means more quality work, better customer service, & leads to more opportunities for the company. Right? | |
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| How the f#*k should I know? I'm just a bitter, divorced HR rep, with no purpose in life other than making the employees' lives as miserable as possible. That way it looks like I actually do something. | |
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| I see...So in other words...You're the reincarnation of Hitler. | |
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