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The Last Time a Man Speaks to Me THAT Way by zackula on 10-07-2008
Outside a dome-ly mausoleum.
I'm writing you a ticket for being a complete #ssh#le, and driving that desk too fast
I'm writing you a ticket. And by writing I mean 'sh#tting on' and by 'a ticket' I mean 'you huge idiot'.
I'm pretty sure that by 'writing' you meant 'taking a gay on', and by 'a ticket' you mean 'and you sh#t'.
I am taking a gay on you and you sh#t? That makes no sense whatsoever. Let me pinch your testicle.
Wait a second, they are covered in a candy shell.
I fart with anticipation.
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