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Letter pt 2 by ScarletLEtter on 10-02-2008
Try leaf pressing or something, it's a much better hobby than murder.
I LOVE PRESSING! How did you know? Why, in this very FOLIO, I have at least 2 hungry badgers pressed betwixt the pages.
By gum, that's one giant book!
But really, I plan to kill Kyle at the staff rave tonight, in that TUMULT nobody will see me pour unpasturized milk into is FIRE-WATER!
Just because there will be a roudy crowd doesn't give you the right to pour that SCROFULA concoction into his whiskey!
He deserves it, he's a dirty drunk and he will surley QUAFF my tuberculosis concotion without a second thought, and he will like it!
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