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| Sir- Passport please... Wow- your the pope! | |
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| Yes My son I am. | |
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| Mr. Pope can I ask a very important question, How will I know if I am going to go to heven? | |
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| Well my son, have you lived a life following the footsteps of god? | |
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| Well if you are talking about never making out with a midget I cant say that I have. | |
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| Not to worry Matt my child, God also has a thing for midgets, and I small children.... Nobody is perfect. | |
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