| "I met her and we clicked instantly..." |
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| She's beatiful and she knows about football. | |
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| "I almost fell for her immediately..." |
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| Personally I thought the referee was right to send off John Terry. | |
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| My God. I think I may just propose here and now. | |
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| "Then she made her big mistake" |
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| I can't think why anybody would want to have a threesome. | |
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| Get out of my face, you skank whore! | |
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