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 | My fighter jet got shot down. Bite me hard if that didn't suck up my Sunday. | |
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| And you learned some valuable lessons that day, didn't you, Future Senator John McCain! | |
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| That the plane wouldn't fly, for one damn thing. | |
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| (The other stuff.) | |
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| Oh. There was a copy of Foreign Affairs in the cockpit. I used my non-joystick hand to skim it. There's like... diplomacy! And treaties! (And super-long articles...) | |
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| Wise words! Well, it's just like Bob Schieffer told five-star traitor General Wesley "Getting Shot Doesn't Automatically Qualify You to Be President" Clark: "Barack Obama has never ridden a fighter plane and gotten shot down." Any of you numbnuts still cool with that? | |
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