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 | Senator McCain, could you describe your controversial Vice Presidential nominee choice for us? | |
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| Sarah Palin, beauty pageant winner and soon to be impeached governor of Alaska, an unpopulated East-Asian satellite state of the Soviet Union. | |
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| What particular qualities made her stand out to you as the ideal running mate? | |
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| She's pro-life, pro-death, and a pro at hunting moose and squirrel. | |
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| When you're 72 years old with a history of cancer, don't you need to take extra care in choosing your running mate? | |
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| That's precisely why I've decided to have my consciousness transferred into her body. | |
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