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Online Dating Disaster by leakingignorance on 08-10-2008
No it's not that it's just that... Well, to be honest when we spoke about meeting in person over the internet I thought that I would you know, actually be meeting a person.
Oh! I get it, so it's all lovey dovey and 1,4,3's in a chat box but when you meet me face to screen your ten feet across the room.
Listen, Ivan, What we shared online was special, but this...this is just crazy. I mean, your plugged into a wall, Ivan, how could it ever work out?
Hey...I'm willing to make it work. I'm not being a cold hearted b#tch about the situation trying to make excuses to end a great relationship here. I even made it a point to defrag my system before you got here. That, Becky, is how much I care.
It's over, Ivan, I'm sorry.
Your sorry? No I'm sorry! I'm sorry I've been sending perverted messages to the printer across the room! Yeah thats right and you know what? I did it so much The fat guy had to replace her ink cartridge the next day!
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