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No Hope he'll change, either. by DeltaDawn on 08-05-2008
Against offshore drilling--now I am for it. - Against tapping U.S. Oil Reserve--now I am for it, - I was for using Fed. Campaign Funds - now I am against it, - End Iraq War/bring troops home - now I want to build up our troop levels in Afghanistan - Willing to meet with terrorist leaders, now I don't want to talk to them...
Check, Check, Check, Check, Check,....
For the D.C. Gun ban, now I am against it - AntiDeathPenalty, now I am for it sometimes - ProAbortion, now I am against it in some situations - Against government eavesdropping, now I am for it - Supported Nafta, then against it, now for it - Against Nuclear Power, now ..for it -
Check, Check, Check, Check, Check, and CHECK!
I hope you can see my talent for change. ...I hope you can see I am superb at working that middle ground, .... and I hope you can see just why - I will be President.
I hope you can't see - that I've had reason to change my underwear three times.
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