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 | Hello, and welcome to Heaven little girl. I'm Mary (no relation), and I'll be handling your case. Here we are, it says you died on the Moon's surface a short time ago. | |
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| Might I inquire as to why I'm here, despite never particularly believing in this place? | |
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| Everyone comes here for processing before being transferred to their permanent Eternal Habitation Zone. | |
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| If this means God does exist, does that mean he really is a jerk, as shown by the omniscient/ omnipotent/ omnibenevolent paradox? | |
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| It also says here you're prone to asking annoying questions. I think I can skip most of the paperwork in your case, we both know where you're going. | |
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| Although really, I suppose even the *possibility* of eternal torment would have been enough to prove that point. Furthermore- | |
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