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 | So if God exists and is omniscient, omnipotent, *and* omnibenevolent, how can negative events, especially those outside of human control, still be allowed to happen? | |
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| Well you see, the "omnibenevolent" part is wrong. God's all-powerful, but also a bit of a prick. | |
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| God's a prick? | |
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| Oh yeah sure, total #ssh#le. He just likes screwing with us. We try not to advertise it too much. | |
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| That actually makes a disturbing amount of sense. Wait, where'd father O'Malley go? | |
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| He just now had an unfortunate run-in with the Vatican Secrets Presevation Squad. The official answer to your question, little girl, is "mysterious ways". | |
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