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 | God, I love sex. But I don't have the time or energy for all the insecurity and possessiveness and crap that goes along with it. If I could just find a woman who feels the same way... | |
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| You should come with me on August 2nd. There's this Yelp event I wrote down in my planner here. It's called "Friends With Benefits Appreciation Night"... | |
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| sh#t. I'm so horny, I think I'm beginning to hallucinate... | |
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| The event was created by this one guy on there as a joke. But, you know there'll probably be some drunken shenanigans going on. You wanna go...? | |
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| Why does Jim all of a sudden look like a hot Asian businesswoman? | |
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| Steve, you hear me? You wanna go on August 2nd? HELLO! Earth to Steve! | |
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