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Mountains and Alcohol by Blue_Penguin on 01-30-2006
Jesus he stinks of booze again. Don't look up Clive, just look at your book, he'll go away.
Great idea to hold a meeting in the bloody freezing mountains you c***. Look at me when I'm about to puke up on your jacket!
What?! The mountains again you car wash c***. You'll be happy to hear I'm absolutely wankered and have just pissed in your petrol tank.
This guy is really starting to get on my tits. I bet it was him who kidnapped my family and told everyone at work I have a fetish for women with big hands. What am I going to do?
I hope this weeks meeting venue is to your _liking Mr. President. Can I please have my family back now? I'll even throw in a six pack of Super Tennents for your troubles.
Your family will be returned to you as soon as they have finished their tour of duty in Iraq and I want those lagers on my desk by 18:00 hours or I'll be sending you and them to Birmingham, England.
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