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Thank you, Ms. Jones by didimurr on 07-03-2008
Downsizing Day
Ms. Jones, as executive vice president, I want you to explain to the ten people on that list that today is their last day.The board regrets this unfortunate situation, but I want you to explain the generous severance pay package that will be implemented.
Wow, these are mostly veterans who have given their whole lives to our company.
O.K., Mr. Assul, its done. I am exhausted. That was not an easy task. Those are real human beings, sir.
Absolutely, Ms. Jones, and one more thing,
The board decided to cut your position also. I am really sorry about that. You know the severance package, right?
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