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Rockin' in the USA by solidsmooky on 01-30-2006
Welcome to E! News Entertainment LIVE! We are at the scene with Sam Hanson, the sole ticket buyer to Scott Stapp's rock concert tour!
Must... resist... urge... to... kill...
HI EVERYBODY!
Now Sam, tell us why you're here.
Hatred... burning... inside...
Well, i'm a hip kinda guy, and Scott is my f#*kin' hero. You look at this suit and you probably think.. oh this guy is a tool. But trust me, I rock. I'm cool. I'm hip with the kids, yo.
Yes, you definitely are! In fact, for being Scott's number one fan, we've give you FREE BACKSTAGE PASSES!
I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, YES! HOW AWESOME IS THIS. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
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