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| Colonel, we tracked you down in the jungle because your 11 secret herbs and spices are critical to national security | |
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| Fiddlesticks! I thought my faked death was a good enough ruse to keep me safe forever! | |
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| I'm afraid I can't divulge my secrets. | |
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| Patriot act b#tch! | |
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| I'm also afraid this country has caught "teh gay" | |
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