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 | JOHNSON! its 8:15! You are late to work again! This is the last straw, you're FIRED GET OUT! | |
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| BUT SIR! | |
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| NO MORE OF YOUR EXCUSES JOHNSON. YOU HEARD ME GET OUT! | |
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| But, sir..I am late today because I had to kidnap your wife and children, shackle them in my basement and violate them with the high pressure firehose. Man were they screaming! Heheheh | |
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| WHAT! Joyce and the kids!?!?! You son of a b#tch. | |
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| Yeah, so I'm going to cut out of here early today, probably right after lunch to pick up some things at the hardware store. Should I use personal time or my accrued sick time? | |
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