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Carbon Footprint. by ZenWizard on 06-20-2008
I figured out your carbon footprint on this new Web site I found--and a whole Aborigine village could live for a year on what you use in a month...have you ever thought about workin' on that??
When was the last time you were on a bus in a major American city? It smells like a French grape-stomper's feet after a really hard Summer...
Well, let's see--I was born in a hot sweatshop in China. My "mother" had an aversion to Secret deodorant and a tremendous love for kimchee...as you might recall, I was delivered here by a fat guy in khaki shorts who looked like Kevin James after softball practice...
I think I have paid my dues.
...and the redeeming social value of that dancing hamster screensaver you play all night would be...??
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