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Johnson's New Glasses by OHNOES on 01-30-2006
Whats the matter with you today Johnson? Where in the blazes are my monthly sales reports!
Sorry sir, its these new eyeglasses I got last weekend, they are making me feel strange and I am constantly dizzy and bumping into things.
Don't give that tired excuse again, you dont even have any lenses in those frames! You expect me to believe that??
WU..BU..BUH BUT SIR!
You have been eating the urinal cakes again havent you? Your lips and teeth are all blue! Well Johnson what have you got to say for yourself!? HUH? ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT!
Man, that was a close one! Im glad he didnt notice that I was drinking crack baby shakes again.
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