| We are in ancient Rome and a reporter is reporting the daily news. |
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| Hello Omega mag viewers, this is Lucretia Borgia, reporting from in front of the Colosseum. We have a Special Report on the daily life of a man and a woman. First we talk to a man who is presently working at a Gladiator insurance center. | |
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| We meet Claudius Maximus, Risk Management Specialist from Brokkelegz & Joynt Insurance Company. |
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| Hello. So tell us an interesting fact about your job Mr. Maximus. | |
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| Unfortunately, our company has been forced to eliminate the life and limb insurance products we normally sold. instead, the company is refocusing its insurance efforts to pet and pest insurance. | |
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| Intrigued by the man's response, our brave reporter asked the obvious question... |
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| Why is that? | |
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| Between the weekly Gladiator Games, the price of oil and the war in Iraccia, the company is going broke... | |
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