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| Father, I am a 70 year old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long. | |
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| Ehmm my son, when was the last time you were at confession? | |
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| Oh, I've never been to confession Father, I'm Jewish. | |
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| Ehmm right, then why are you here telling me this? | |
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| sh#t Father, I'm telling f#*king everybody! BOOYAH! | |
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