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 | SO THIS GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND DEVELOPS SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE AND HIS MUSCLES GO INTO SPASMS AND HE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND LAYS THERE UNCONCIESESSZ 4 BOUT HALF AN HOUR TILL A HOMELESS MAN FNIDS HIM AND SPENDS 10 MINUTES SEARCHING FOR A USABLE PHONE TO CALL 911 SO THEN HE DOES AND THE POLICE CUM BUT ITS RELLY DARK OUTSIDE SO THEY ACCIDENTALY RUN OVER THE GUY BUT HE LIFVES | |
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| HE WAKES UP THE NEXT MORNING IN THE HOSPITAL WITH BRAIN CANCER AND AIDS CUZ THE HOMELESS GUY BLED ON HIM AND THEN HE TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW BUT HIS FALL IS BROKEN BY A PROTECTIVE BUSH OF PRICKERS ONE OF THEM POKES HIS EYE AND HE IS PERMANENTLY BLINDED AND HE ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWS ANOTHER ONE WHICH INFECTS HIM AND MAKES HIM sh#t BLOOD FOR A MONTH AND THEN HE TRIES TO GET UP AND IS HIT IN THE HEAD BY A METEORITE AND HE GOES OUT INTO THE STREET AND A CAR RUNS OVER HIM CRUSHING HIS TESTICLES AND THE NEWS REPORTER CUMS AND ASKS HIM WUT HE THINKS OF THIS AND HE SAYS "MAMA MIA" | |
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| TURNS OUT HE WAS ITALIAN | |
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