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How McCain got his check up by shintao on 06-04-2008
Yes, I examined Mr. McCain and found him to be in perfect health for a specimen of a 71 year old man, and while I am not a psychiatrist, his mind is that of a two year old boy! Remarkable!
She forgot to mention his false teeth, broken arms & legs, and Spaldings falling out of his shorts.
Great news! Yes, your check cleared Mr. McCain. Wha? Could we say your mind is in perfect condition for another $100,000.00?
I think I can swear to that!!! As soon as your next check clears.....
We see Mr. McCain was given a clean bill of physical and mental health. Could you explain why he pisses in his pants and farts constantly?
Oh, no problem, McCain is in perfect health and we have ordered a new disabled wing be added to the White House where he will work from until he retires.
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