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 | Yes, I examined Mr. McCain and found him to be in perfect health for a specimen of a 71 year old man, and while I am not a psychiatrist, his mind is that of a two year old boy! Remarkable! |  |
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 | She forgot to mention his false teeth, broken arms & legs, and Spaldings falling out of his shorts. |  |
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 | Great news! Yes, your check cleared Mr. McCain. Wha? Could we say your mind is in perfect condition for another $100,000.00? |  |
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 | I think I can swear to that!!! As soon as your next check clears..... |  |
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 | We see Mr. McCain was given a clean bill of physical and mental health. Could you explain why he pisses in his pants and farts constantly? |  |
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 | Oh, no problem, McCain is in perfect health and we have ordered a new disabled wing be added to the White House where he will work from until he retires. |  |
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