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 | Hey Buddy. Workin' hard or hardly wor... |  |
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 | You finish that sentence and I'm going to skull f.uck you into submission...then beat the s.hit out of you with a car battery. |  |
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 | Chad just gave me the "workin' hard, hardly workin" schpeel. I HATE that s.hit. You can alawys spot it a million miles away, but never do anything about it. |  |
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 | The ultimate small talk faux pas. Did you threaten him with death and humiliation? |  |
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 | Nooo. I threatened him with death and a lovely Quiche. Of course I threatened him with death and humiliation! |  |
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 | Sarcasm noted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to holding up this Board Room's wall, while looking awesome in my old man sweater. |  |
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