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 | Do you think god has an "Easy Button?" | |
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| What, like cruise control for the universe? | |
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| Yeah. Like he wakes up one day and decides he's too lazy to put up with our s.hit. You know how it is. I know I can't stand your s.hit sometimes. | |
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| ...come to think of it, that would explain a lot. It's probably not nearly as infallible as god. I mean if he was already feeling lazy he probably outsourced the chinese to build it. | |
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| Go on. | |
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| I don't know, maybe one day he pushes the button...isn't paying attention. Boom! F.ucking platypus. Half beaver, half duck. Even god isn't sure what the f.uck it is. | |
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