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Jelly V's Lobster by KiwiEmzy on 05-24-2008
You are about to scale the seriously dangerous heights of Mount Everest, you may never return...
you know you want my jelly
you want jelly as much as you want my wobbly fat ass on a plate!! Only lobster will do!!
This is your last chance to eat anything other than dehydrated fruit and vacumn packed tasteless titbits for the next 2 weeks or...forever!
jelly jelly jelly oi oi oi...jelly oi, jelly oi....jelly jelly jelly oi oi oi
lobby lobby lobby oi oi oi...sod this I shant lower myself...look at this lobster - it speaks for itself does it not??!!
Our cooks fight their corners - what oh what will you choose to eat for your very last meal?? Mrs Chongs redcurrent jelly or Monsieur Duponts lobsters? Decisions Decisions.......
come on fool I aint got all day, you think I aint got nothing better to do than stand here grinning like an idiot huh huh..punk?
if this twat picks her jelly I am going to eat my hat and then do unspeakable things to these lobsters...
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