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 | I hate when people complain about capitalism. |  |
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 | I know. It's nothing more than a fancy word for economic freedom. We have the freedom to choose, to compete, to spend, to save. It's all up to us. It's a fair system. |  |
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 | Good lord. My stock just went up 45%. |  |
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 | I thought you said that company was worthless. |  |
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 | I started a rumor that Google was gonna buy us out... I think I'm gonna dump my shares now. |  |
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 | I love capitalism. |  |
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